spookkake:

ill shit on u i swear to god

fuckyeahgirlcrush:

In which Marina Diamandis continues to be a queen and shuts down body policing

steelplatedhearts:

Alternate title for The Great Gatsby:

I Am Uncomfortable With Your Personal Drama And I Want To Go Home: The Nick Carraway Story

rexuality:

realistic captions for selfies:

• i took 34 photos and this one looks the least shitty
• i tried really hard to take this at an angle where my arm didn’t look weird
• i photoshopped a pimple out of this photo and used the smudge tool for like 8 minutes
• i wish i had friends who took cute pictures of me so i wouldn’t be alone in my room for an hour trying to do this shit
• this is the best photo i’ve ever taken please shower me with compliments

thats-slightly-raven:

You sick bastard.

sleuthfandom:

Homestuck’s a strong kid, I’ll give him that.

But he’s lost a whole bunch of fans from this hiatus. He’s tired all the time, he’s losing himself, and sometimes he sleeps for days on end.

I’m so used to him running around the house, screaming about updates or having violent reactions to character development. It’s… real quiet now.

And I don’t like it. I knew there’d be a day when his adventure would finish - like mine did - but I didn’t expect him to react so badly to a hiatus. Usually he does great things during these, or goes a little crazy. But not this one, it seems…

This is just the first month, too. Who knows what he’ll be like further down the line.

Let’s just hope that update comes soon.

I hate seeing him like this.

cyansleuth:

oh my god

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

opuk0:

vomohiper:

i love how this is actually super homophobic

lesbian parents are a thing

and growing up without a dad is truly not that big a deal

Okay seriously?

Do you people bust out the fucking hubble telescope just to fucking find something to complain about?

whitepool:

no batter no

tea-tears-and-bbc:

fiddickodair:

don’T try TO TELL ME THat this is not High school AU Ten & Rose

OMG

takadasaiko:

She went to the Con as 221 B Baker St.

stripesandteeth:

cottonfist:

REAL TALK I only made the whole 4-page-deal comic so I could draw the dialogue on the last page let’s be honest here

I’M

JHGSFAHJFSF THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST THING