beasiedoo:

GHOULS GHOULS GHOULS

(Source: luxurygoldgodess)

doctorsexbang:

theehrlic:

snerdbergler:

do you see a difference because i sure as hell don’t

T.V.’s Arin Hanson, Arin Hanson, and Store Brand Arin Hanson

Arin Hanson in the middle, the actor to play him in the documentary of his life on the left, and the guy who plays him in the porno on the right

sargentdextergrif:

(Source: raydayton)

cabooseisloose:

the-frostiest-of-butts:

what kind of communist bullshit is this

suck it blues

cabooseisloose:

the-frostiest-of-butts:

what kind of communist bullshit is this

suck it blues

rosesollux:

The girl I was babysitting loves Gravity falls, and wanted to dress up as Mabel.

It’s not like I could have said no.

(Source: wizardbird)

everfascinated:

(x)

travalicious:

i feel like this is what would happen if pokemon gym leaders were real

travalicious:

i feel like this is what would happen if pokemon gym leaders were real

awwww-cute:

Surprise kiss

awwww-cute:

Surprise kiss

kathysbrotherssister:

a team of daves

kathysbrotherssister:

a team of daves

i-am-a-mushroom:

i-am-a-mushroom:

i-am-a-mushroom:

i-am-a-mushroom:

My shrimp is so weird like when I touch it, it changes colors and kinda spasms sometimes idk

like it was kinda pinkish and then it turned red and now its yellow

and it has a stripe that wasn’t there before

its weird

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clarification

MY PET SHRIMP

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further clarafication

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SHRIMP

IN

A

FISH TANK

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Fan fiction with fluff:
Read in the corner of your bed with all the lights off at midnight while you giggle and blush
Fan fiction with smut:
Read in very public places or with family with a perfectly straight face
masterblaster:

theeasyvirtue:

masterblaster:

We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than $20 they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So…

to big to use….?

You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print a correction.
I originally said it was too big to use, but yesterday I learned an important lesson about determination and believing in yourself.

masterblaster:

theeasyvirtue:

masterblaster:

We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than $20 they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So…

to big to use….?

You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print a correction.

I originally said it was too big to use, but yesterday I learned an important lesson about determination and believing in yourself.

catsbeaversandducks:

It’s International Box Day!

Photos via BuzzFeed

paris666hilton:

THIS IS ART