When teachers release a storm of tests and projects right at the end of the year…

dungeons-deep:

brycethepartystar:

Fucking tell me about it.

linpatootie:

veiledsentiments:

The Hannibal fandom is the creepiest, yet politest fandom ever. 

to be fair our motto is ‘eat the rude’

so

you know

orelpuppington:

for 12.99 i could give my idiot money to this company and they will send me a gigantic fucking gummy cola bottle to stuff in my dumb stupid mouth and the worst part is that i’m actually considering it

cantgeddynuffofdatass:

This is my favourite Shakespeare quote

onestrangekid:

‘Murrica

airafleeza:

twoandtwentyonebee:

These cuties!

I

I thought this was real

and I was like, “Wow, Ashlee, you’re a huge jerk for thinking of your OTP— this is someone’s life we’re talking about”

and I wanted to be subtle

so in my tags I was going to be witty and say something like, “Sir, does your name happen to be John Locke?”

and then I saw the name 

and

lydiallama:

boggycomics asked you:

Dude I understand if you’re busy and stuff, but if you have any more ideas for Kiki-Dave please post them because it makes me laugh every time.

are you kidding if my big brother comes into my ask with a request that becomes top priority of the day

englishmicroshorts:

demuure:

childrapist666:

Try to take my virginity.

I dare you.

im crying

the strider mating ritual

njena:

i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells

thirsty4turner:

[RIPS DOOR OFF HINGES] [RUNS OUTSIDE] [RUNS TO THE HIGHEST MOUNTAIN IN THE WORLD] [CLIMBS SAID MOUNTAIN] [GETS A BIG BIG MICROPHONE OUT] [SCREAMS] HELLO WORLD I LOVE ARCTIC MONKEYS

minus-the-legend:

I don’t think a greater truth has ever been spoken holy shit

superficial-skull:

so i was watching iron man 2 and

aarontveeit:

aarontveeit:

oh look at me i’m creative *coughs*

stop reblogging it OH MY GOD

crownkind:

bambue424:

crownkind:

people who copy another artist’s style instead of trying to develop their own

people who say it’s not alright to use a similar looking art style even if havent been able to develop your style yet but still want to make art until youre happy with your own style

people who keep reblogging this post without understanding the difference between a.) copying someone’s art style to a t and b.) getting influence and/or inspiration from another art style

txidal-waves:

punkrockmermaid:

“I raped that test in math cla–” No.

“I raped that game earli–” Stop.

“The other team totally raped us tod–” Shut the fuck up.

Do you see what you’re doing?

YOU ARE MAKING RAPE SOUND LIKE A POSITIVE ACTION.

YOU ARE EQUATING SEXUAL VIOLENCE WITH ACHIEVEMENTS.

STOP.

i’ve been waiting so long for this post